Difference between husband and boyfriend

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Boy friend is fun,
&
Husband is gun,
Boy friend is light of moon,
&
Husband is month of june,
Boy friend is tooty fruity,
&
Husband is qismat phooti.

submitted by  JananGull

Tags: Boy, Boyfriend, difference, Friend, FRUITY, fun, gun, Husband, June, Light, month, moon, phooti, qismat, tooty

WHAT WOULD U LIKE TO HAVE?

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GIRL: SUPPOSE MY LEFT CHEEK IS LUNCH AND RIGHT CHEEK IS DINNER,
WHAT WOULD U LIKE TO HAVE?
BOY: I WUD LIKE TO HAVE LOTS OF SNACKS BETWEEN LUNCH AND DINNER

Tags: Boy, cheek, dinner, Girl, LEFT, Lunch, right, SNACKS, SUPPOSE, What

kya tum mere sath dance karogi

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Boy 2 girl - kya tum mere sath dance karogi.
Girl reply - me bacche ke sath dance nahi karti.
Boy - Sorry mujhe pata nahi tha ki tum pregnent ho.

Tags: bacche, Boy, dance, Girl, pregnent

Newtons laws of LOVE

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First law:

A boy in love with a girl continues to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy continues to be in love with him, until and unless any external agent(brother or father of the girl) comes into play and breaks the legs of the boy.

Second law:

The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to his bank balance.

Third law:

The force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while using her sandals.

Universal law:

Love can neither be created nor be destroyed, it can only be transfered from one girlfriend to another girlfriend.

Tags: agent, Balance, bank, Boy, Brother, change, father, force, Girl, girlfriend, intensity, law, love, Newtons, Play, rate

Beta Qabz ka b ilaj karte ho kia?

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A couple in train
Girl: My hand is in pain,
Boy kisses her hand

Girl: My neck is in pain
Boy kisses her neck

Old man:
Beta Qabz ka b ilaj karte ho kia?

Tags: Beta Qabz, Boy, couple, Girl, hand, ilaj, man, neck, pain, train