Do you love me?

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Boy: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
Girl: Do you want me to leave?
Boy: NO! Don’t even think about it.
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Of course! Over and over!
Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?
Boy: NO! Why are you even asking?
Girl: Will you kiss me?
Boy: Every chance I get!
Girl: Will you hit me?
Boy: Are you crazy! I’m not that kind of person!
Girl: Can I trust you?
Boy: Yes.
Girl: Darling!
After marriage - - - simply read from bottom to top

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Life is like having a cup of coffee

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Life is like having a cup of coffee.
You sit by the window,lift the cup,take a careless sip and find no sugar.
Too lazy to go for the sugar,you some how manage with that sugarless cup.
On finishing you discover undissolved sugar crystals settled at the bottom.
Thats how life is. We do not make any effort to value what is around or within us.
So look around, may be the sweetness you are looking for is closer than you think.

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Love you from the bottom of her heart

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Be careful
when
a gal tells u that
she loves u
from the bottom of her heart.
For this may mean
that there is
still enough space
for another boy
on top!

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May their soles rest in peace!

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does Sharma do with the old shoes?
He’ll keep them at the bottom of the shoe rack with a note:
.
.
“May their soles rest in peace!”

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If all my friends were to jump off a bridge

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If all my friends were to jump off a bridge,
I wouldn’t jump with them,

I’d be at the bottom to catch them.

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