My grandfather is 90 years old

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Sardar: My grandfather is 90 years old & still doesn’t use glasses!
Friend: How is it possible?
Sardar: He drinks directly from bottle…

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1 AATAY ka sashay bilkul free

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New exciting offer from Unilever Pakistan Limited
……………..
Ab shampoo ki her bottle k sath

1 “AATAY” ka  sashay bilkul free..!

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Heart is like a bottle of perfume

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Heart is like a bottle of perfume.
If u never open it nobody knows the fragrance inside it..
If u keep it always open
soon u will loose ur fragrance.
So act wisely.

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Bete tune collage me sabse muskil kam konse sikhe?

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Baap:Bete tune collage me sabse muskil kam konse sikhe?

Beta: 2 muskile sikhe hei:
1 danto so bear ki bottle kholna,
2 tez tufan me 1 tilli se cigarate jalan

Tags: Baap, bear, Beta, bete, bottle, cigarate, collage, College-Jokes-SMS, danto, jalan, kam, kholna, muskil, muskile, sabse, tez, tufan