Oh I am Sorry! mai Samji Taxi hai

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Raat ko ek Larki ne Car ko Rukne ka ishara kia,
Car kareeb aa k Ruki to Larki boli ” Oh I’m Sorry! mai Samji Taxi hai”.
Car wala bola “Main bhi yehi Samja tha”!

Tags: boli, car, ishara, kareeb, Larki, raat, Samja, Samji, taxi

A Girl went to repair umbrella

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A Girl went to repair umbrella.
Shopkeeper: BB ooper ka kapra otarna parega aur neechay danda dalna parega.
Larki Boli:jo marzi karo bus pani andar na aaye!

Tags: andar, boli, bus, danda, Girl, kapra, Larki, marzi, neechay, ooper, otarna, pani, parega, Shopkeeper, umbrella

Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyaar nahi kerti

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Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife
se Husband bola:
“Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se Pyaar krta hai.”

Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maaray aur
Boli “Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyaar nahi kerti”

Tags: aadmi, Aap, boli, Husband, maaray, Maarnay, maarta, Marriage Jokes SMS, naraz, pyaar, samajhtay, Thappar, Wife

mar gaya Haramkhor

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The janaza of mehboob nikla from the gali of mehbooba with lots of zor-o-shor

the mehbooba jhanki from da door and boli

mar gaya Haramkhor

Tags: boli, door, Funny SMS, gali, gaya, Haramkhor, janaza, jhanki, mar, mehboob, mehbooba, Nikla