Papa ye Wrong No tha

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FATHER: Beti aaj tum ne Phone per sirf 30 Minutes baat ki,
Tum ne to kabhi 2 Ghantay se kum Baat hi nahi ki.
BETI: “Papa ye Wrong No tha”

submitted by Waseem khan

Tags: baat, Beti, father, Ghantay, papa, phone

Yaar tumhare kitne bache hain?

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1st Dost: yaar tumhare kitne bache hain?

2nd: 13

Dost: yaar tine bache?

2nd: Haan! Apnay sasur se wada kiya tha unki beti ko kabhi khaali pait nahi rehne donga..!

Tags: Apnay, bache, Beti, dost, kabhi, pait, sasur, Tumhare, wada, yaar

Mujhe apne bilawal k liye aapki beti ka haath chahiye..

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Zardari: Altaf bhai mujhe apne bilawal k liye aapki beti ka haath chahiye..

Altaf bhai(Khushi Khushi): Bilkul

Zardari: Jahaiz main karachi do gay..

Tags: Altaf, Apne, Beti, bhai, bilawal, Bilkul, chahiye, Funny SMS, haath, Jahaiz, karachi, khushi, liye, mujhe, Zardari

Gaon mein Fauji aaye hain

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Beti: Maa Gaon mein Fauji aaye hain
Maa: andar aaja inki niyat bahut kharab hoti hai

Beti: Maa fauji Pakistani hain
Maa: to bakri ko bhi andar le aa.

Tags: andar, bakri, Beti, Fauji, Funny SMS, Gaon, kharab, maa, niyat