Papa what were you doing with mom?

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Child: Papa what were you doing with mom?
Papa: Beta petrol dal raha tha.
Child: papa mom ki average check karwayain
subha uncle bhi petrol dal k gaye thae.

Tags: Beta, child, Mom, papa, Petrol, Uncle

Your personality a Bomb

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Ur eyes Patakha,
ur lips Rocket,
ur ears Chakri,
ur smile Fuljadi,
ur style Anar,
ur personality Bomb.
Beta nikal le,
i’m coming with “candle”….

Tags: Anar, Beta, bomb, candle, Chakri, Fuljadi, nikal, Patakha, personality, Rocket, smile, style

Bapu ainak le de meri dor di nazar kamzor a

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Beta(sardar bap se):bapu ainak le de meri dor di nazar kamzor a
Sardar:putar asman wal wekh,ki nazar aya?
Beta:suraj
Sardar:kuty dya putra hor kini dor wekhna e?

submitted by Waseem khan

Tags: ainak, asman, bap, bapu, Beta, Dor, kamzor, nazar, putar, putra, sardar, wekh, wekhna

Beta kya kam karte ho?

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Larki ka baap: Beta kya kam karte ho?
“Ji samaaj seva karta hon”
Matlab?”
Giry huon ko uthata hon,
Bichre huon ko milata hon.
Wo kese?
BRAIZER banata hon.

Tags: Baap, banata, Beta, Bichre, BRAIZER, Giry, Larki, Matlab, milata, samaaj, seva

My londa gironda from honda

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A women 2 a doctor: Mere beta motorcycle se gir gaya.
Doctor: I dont know urdu.
Plz speak in english.
women: My londa gironda from honda.

Tags: Beta, Doctor, english, gironda, honda, londa, motorcycle, plz, urdu