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Ise beach kyo kaheete hai ?

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Two men were in conversation on the beach :

M1: Ise ‘beach’ kyo kaheete hai ?
M2: Tumhe nahe pata ?

M1: Nahi pata.
M2: Woh to Aasmaan aur Zameen ke beech mein hai isliye eesay beach kahete hai…

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Pack your bags honey I just won the 10 Million lotto

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Man runs home yelling “Pack your bags honey. I just won the 10 Million lotto.
Wife : Do I pack for the beach or mountains ?
Man : Who cares ?
Just pack and get lost !

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