Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening?

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Banta asked Santa: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening?

Santa: Very simple, because he is PM not AM

Tags: Banta, evening, Manmohan, Santa, Singh, walk

Kabhi ghar me bhi raha karo

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Santa to Pappu: Where’s Sukhna Lake?
Pappu: Pata nahi.
Santa: Kabhi ghar se bhi nikla karo.
Pappu: Who’s Banta?
Santa: Pata nai.
Pappu: Kabhi ghar me bhi raha karo.

Tags: Banta, ghar, lake, Nikla, pappu, Santa, Sukhna

Kya shaadi k baad bi tum muje itna pyar karoge?

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Gal to Banta: Kya shaadi k baad bi tum muje itna pyar karoge?
Banta: Kyon nahin? Mein to diwana hoon shadi-shuda aurton ka.

Tags: aurton, Banta, diwana, gal, pyar, Shaadi

My dad was an extremely brave man

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Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion’s cage.
Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out.
Santa: I didn’t say he got out.

Tags: applause, Banta, cage, Dad, lion, man, Santa

Why is the Police nicknamed The heart of the country

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Banta: Why is the Police nicknamed “The heart of the country”?
Santa: It beats, beats, beats….

Tags: Banta, country, Heart, Police, Santa