koi baat nahi janab OSAMA par ilzaam lo

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Bush:Mri behan ka bacha hua he,
zardari:Mubaark janab!
Bush:Lekin bachay ke bap ka pata nahi chala,
zardari:koi baat nahi janab, OSAMA par ilzaam lo

submitted by Waseem khan

Tags: baat, bacha, bachay, bap, behan, Bush, ilzaam, JANAB, Mubaark, Osama, Zardari

kuch tum garam ty kuch may garam ty

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A white couple give birth to a black child.
Husband: ye kia howa.
Wife: kuch tum garam ty kuch may garam ty. Bacha jal gia

submitted by Waseem khan

Tags: bacha, BIRTH, child, couple, Garam, Husband, Wife

Mera beta bara ho k kia banay ga?

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Aik admi apnay bachay ko aalim k pas le gaya
aur poocha k mera beta bara ho k kia banay ga?
Aalim ne bachay k agay sharab ke botal, paisay aur kitab rak diya..
Bachay ne teeno cheez uta lea.
Aalim bada hairan hua ,aur bola..
ye bacha bada o ker (Maulana Fazal ur Rehman) banay ga…

Tags: aalim, Admi, Apnay, bacha, bachay, Beta, botal, cheez, Fazal, kitab, Maulana, paisay, Rehman, Sharab

sady nal RAC’AAN

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1 jahaz ka engin khrab ho gya,
sub ny parashut leKr jump lga dia
Akhir me 1Hindu reh gya,
usk liye parashutenahi bacha.
Majburan usaywese hi chalaang lagani pari
nechy girty howy wo 1 Sardar k pas sy guzara
Sardar ny usy itni speed mai jaty dekh kr apna parashut chor dia
or bola sady nal RAC’AAN!!!

Tags: bacha, chalaang, engin, girty, hindu, jahaz, jump, khrab, Majburan, parashut, parashutenahi, RAC, sady, sardar, speed

Beta! Kya tmhare Abbu”Al Qaida” me hain?

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Police officer Bachy se.
Beta! Kya tmhare Abbu”Al Qaida” me hain?
Bacha:Uncle! Mujhe Abbu ka to pata nhi
pr me”Noorani Qaida” me hon!

Tags: abbu, Al Qaida, bacha, bachy, Beta, Noorani, Officer, Police, Uncle