Agar kisi ladki ko mirgi ka attack ho

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Science Teacher:
Agar kisi ladki ko mirgi ka attack ho to use lambe time tak kiss karo,
isse woh theek ho jayegi.
Student: Par Mam use attack dilaya kaise jaye.

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Ur’s Faithfully

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Hi,

Doing nothing?

Then Make a Place,

4 Me in ur Heart!!

I May come there any time!

Ur’s Faithfully,

“HeArT aTtAcK”

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i wrote ur name in my heart

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i wrote ur name in the sand but it got washed away,
i wrote ur name in da sky but it got blown away,
i wrote ur name in my heart, i got a HEART ATTACK!

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u know the importance of period?

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Teacher: u know the importance of period?
Kid: Ya, once my sister said she has missed one,
my mom fainted,
dad got heart attack & our driver ran away.

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