Wo is andaz ki mujh se muhbat chahta hi

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Wo is andaz ki mujse muhbat chahta hi
Mere hr khwab pe apni hakumat chahta hi
Wo kehta hi k me uski zrort bn chuka hon
To goya woh mje hsb_e_zrort chahta hi

submitted by Waseem khan

Tags: andaz, apni, Chahta, chuka, hakumat, khwab, muhbat, zrort

lagta hai pahunch gai

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Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar kar ke,
Ghar ja raha tha ke achanak
bijli Chamki, Badal garje, Zor se barish(rain) shuru hoi,
Aadmi bola lagta hai pahunch gai.

Tags: aadmi, achanak, antim, apni, badal, barish, bijli, BIWI, Chamki, Funny SMS, garje, ghar, pahunch, rain, sanskar

Tujhe dekhe bina teri tasvir bana sakta hoon

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Tujhe dekhe bina teri tasvir bana sakta hoon,
Tujhse mile bina tera haal bata sakta hoon,
Hai meri dosti mein itna dum,
Apni aankh ka aansoo teri aankh se gira sakta hoon.

Tags: Aankh, aansoo, apni, Dosti, dum, tasvir, Tujhse, URDU Poetry SMS

Jo kisi ki nahi ho saki who meri kya hogi

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Ek sardar NE apni engagment tor di!
People asked: Why?
Sardar said: she has no boy friend.
People said: so?
Sardar: Jo kisi ki nahi ho saki who meri kya hogi. :p

Tags: apni, Boy, engagment, Friend, Funny SMS, people, sardar, Sardar SMS

Apni seat sammne khadi lady ko de do

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Little Santa to his mother:
“mummy: aaj papa ne bus mein mujhe kaha
ki apni seat sammne khadi lady ko de do, aur maine de di!”
Mummy: Beta …tumne bahut accha kiya:
Santa: “magar mummy main to papa ki goad per baitha hua thaa!”

Submitted by Akhtar

Tags: apni, Beta, bus, goad, khadi, lady, Little, mother, mummy, papa, sammne, Santa, seat