Difference between an intelligent woman & a UFO ?

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Q. What’s the difference between an intelligent woman & a UFO ?
Answer:I don’t know, I’ve never seen either.

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8 semesters are there

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8 semesters are there

80GB syllabus

80MB we study

80KB we remember

80 Bytes we answer

BINARY marks we get,

The Degree finally we get is BE

That is Brain Empty (B.E)

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Exams Are There

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Exams Are There,
At The Paper U Stare;

The Answer Is Nowhere,
Which Makes U Pull Ur Hair.

The Teachers Make U Glare,
The Grades R Not Fair,

But Just Like The Past 20 Yrs,
We Dont Care !!

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What makes women chase men?

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Q: What makes women chase men when they have no intention of marrying?
Answer: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles when they have no
intention of driving

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What did God say after he created woman?

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Q: What did God say after he created woman?
(This ones THE BEST)
Answer: I can do better than this! And then he created man

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