if ur friend make u cry why donot u leave him

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One day sky said to me
if ur friend make u cry.why don’t u leave him?
i answer him,can u leave the Earth?

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Oh God! Please make Moscow the Capital of China!

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A girl was yelling in the Church after the Chapel: “Oh God! Please make Moscow the Capital of China!”
The priest inquired: “Why must you pray so, my child?”
Girl: “That’s what I’ve written in my answer sheet in the examination!”

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Difference between an intelligent woman & a UFO ?

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Q. What’s the difference between an intelligent woman & a UFO ?
Answer:I don’t know, I’ve never seen either.

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8 semesters are there

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8 semesters are there

80GB syllabus

80MB we study

80KB we remember

80 Bytes we answer

BINARY marks we get,

The Degree finally we get is BE

That is Brain Empty (B.E)

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Exams Are There

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Exams Are There,
At The Paper U Stare;

The Answer Is Nowhere,
Which Makes U Pull Ur Hair.

The Teachers Make U Glare,
The Grades R Not Fair,

But Just Like The Past 20 Yrs,
We Dont Care !!

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