Sardar: Yeh t.v kitnay ka hy?
Salesman: Hum Sardaro ko koi cheez nahi baichtay,
Sardar after 1 month clean shave with 3 piece suit:
yeh t.v kitnay ka hy?
Salesman: Hum Sardaro ko chezein nahi baichatay

After 2 months full angrez ban k gya: What’s the cost of that t.v?
Salesman: Hum Sardaro ko cheezein nahi baichatay
Sardar ghusay mein: tujhe kaisay pata chal jata hy k mein Sardar hon?

Salesman: kyun k yeh t.v nahi “MICROWAVE” hy:-)