Sardar ghar aya to dekha k biwi nangi laiti hui hai,
paseena nikal raha hai or sans phoola hua hai.
Poocha kia hua?
Boli dil ghabra raha hai jaldi se doctor ko bulao.
Sardar bhaga tu bachey ne darwazey per rok kar bataya k
chachoo bed k neechey nangay chupay huay hein.
Sardar wapis aya, bed k neechey se usay nikala or kaha:
BAYGHERAT,
teri Bhabi ko heart attack aya hai
or tu nanga ho k bachoon ko dara raha ha.