1 girl ask 2 pappu
wo kia he jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain?
pappu: legs..
Girl: wo kia he jo tumhari pant mai hai or meri pant me nahi he?
Pappu: paisay..
Girl: wo kia hai jo log din me karne k bjaye raat ko bistar pai kartai hain?
Pappu: neend puri kartai hain..
Girl: wo kia he jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye pain ki wajah se roti he?
Pappu: kan mai surakh karwatay hoi

MORAL: aap bhi apni zehniat pappu ki tarha saaf rakhain ;