Dhoni: ooan ooan ooan………….
Maa: kya hua beta?
Dhoni: mama mein be final khelon ga!
Maa: nahi beta bachon ke khelne ki cheez nahi hay
Dhoni: papa tu final mein pohanch gaye hain
Maa: wo tu aap k baap hain na!
Dhoni: warm-up match mein tu maine papa ko haraya tha.
Maa: unho ne aapko khush karne ke liye aisa kiya tha aap bache ho na.
Chalo ab feeder pee lo

Moral: its true baap baap hota hay.