Sometime my mind asks why I miss you?

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Sometime my mind asks why I miss you?
Why I want to see you?
Why I remember you?
Then my heart answers its simply because…..
mental patient needs more care…hahahah

Tags: care, hahahah, Heart, mind, Patient

Aap jaise kameene dost ko bhulaya nahi jaata

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Gulaab ki mahek ko churaya nahi jata,
Suraj ki kirno ko chhupaya nahi jata,
Kitni bhi doori ho dosti me,
magar
Aap jaise kameene dost ko bhulaya nahi jaata..

(paise kab de raha hai????)

Tags: Bhulaya, chhupaya, churaya, doori, dost, Dosti, Gulaab, kameene, Kirno, mahek, paise, suraj

One day you will be the man

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Today, in style are
small cars,
watches,
skirts
and mobile-phones…
It will come the time when SMALL PENIS will be in style,
and then you will be the man!!!

Tags: day, man, Penis, small, style, time, today

Did u clean ur nose 2day?

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Its so common to hear..

How r ya?
What r you upto?
How was ur day?
Any plans?

So i thought i’ll ask something different..

Did u clean ur nose 2day??

Tags: day, nose, something, upto

jitna chota demagh utney kam call rates

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NEW OFFER,
Call rates ab demagh k size k hisab sa han gey
jitna chota demagh utney kam call rates

Congrates!

Aap free call k liya chuney gaye hain…..

Tags: Aap, call, chota, chuney, Congrates, demagh, hisab, Insult SMS, new, OFFER, size