Last n Lucky day !

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It was the mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighbourhood.
When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift envelope.
At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars. The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures.
At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door, and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced.
When he had had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee.
As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup’s bottom edge. “All this was just too wonderful for words,” he said, “but what’s the dollar for?”
“Well,” she said, “last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you.”
He said, “Fuck him, give him a dollar.”
The lady then said, “The breakfast was my idea.”
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Answer the following questions in brief!

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One sardarji was appearing for his University final examination.He takes his seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, and then in a fit of inspiration takes his shoes off and throws them out of the window. His shirt, pant, socks and watch follow suit. The invigilator, alarmed, approaches him and asks what is going on. “Oye, I am only following the instructions yaar”, he says, “it says here, “Answer the following questions in brief.”
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Special quality!

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There was a boy. He had got special quality from GOD that whatever he curses will get effected means it will happen to that person. Once that boy’s teacher punished him. So being anger he cursed that my teacher will die within 24 hours. So teacher died.

Principal of that school complained this to boy’s father so father also punished his son. Being angry, boy also cursed his father to be died within 24 hours.

Do you know what happened on next day??

Boy’s neighbor died!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Good Cook

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Teacher: Now, Johny, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
Johny: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
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Brotherly love

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Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?
Student: Brotherly love.
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