aaj mera insaniyat sy aithbar he utt gaya

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chor aik ghar me chori karny gaya ..
tijori par likha tha …
tijore ko thorne ki zarorat nhi,,
440 no. lagao or samne wala laal button dubao ,,
tejori khul jayege ,,
chor ny jesy he button dabaya ,,
alarm baja or police a gaye ,,,
jaty waqt chor malik sy bola….??
aaj mera insaniyat sy aithbar he utt gaya 

submitted by   K-J

Tags: alarm, button, Chor, chori, ghar, insaniyat, jesy, malik, tijore, tijori, waqt, zarorat

China ki cheezo me yehi masla hota hy

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aik chinees bacha pakistani bachy sy:
yaar mery abbu ka chalty chalty intikal ho gaya hy ……..
pakistani: shit yaar…. china ki cheezo me yehi masla hota hy …..

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Tags: abbu, bacha, bachy, cheezo, China, intikal, masla, pakistani, Shit, yaar

Samny wale budhi nu smile deni hy

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DADA: puthar andr sy mery daant tu ly aa …
putar: dada jee abhi rote tu bane nhi..
dada: nai putar roti nai khani ,,
samny wale budhi nu smile deni hy …. 

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Tags: budhi, daant, dada, khani, putar, puthar, samny, smile

Mai Sala Puppy

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husband aur wife ki fighting ho rahi thi
to husband bola TU SAALI KUTTI
WIFE : tu sala KUTTA 
unka SON saath mai beta howa tha wo Bola.. Mai Sala Puppy

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Tags: Beta, Husband, Kutta, KUTTI, Mai Sala Puppy, SAALI, SALA, Son, Wife

Difference between husband and boyfriend

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Boy friend is fun,
&
Husband is gun,
Boy friend is light of moon,
&
Husband is month of june,
Boy friend is tooty fruity,
&
Husband is qismat phooti.

submitted by  JananGull

Tags: Boy, Boyfriend, difference, Friend, FRUITY, fun, gun, Husband, June, Light, month, moon, phooti, qismat, tooty