Newtons laws of LOVE

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First law:

A boy in love with a girl continues to be in love with her and a girl in love with a boy continues to be in love with him, until and unless any external agent(brother or father of the girl) comes into play and breaks the legs of the boy.

Second law:

The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is directly proportional to his bank balance.

Third law:

The force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and opposite to the force applied by the girl while using her sandals.

Universal law:

Love can neither be created nor be destroyed, it can only be transfered from one girlfriend to another girlfriend.

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Love you from the bottom of her heart

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Be careful
when
a gal tells u that
she loves u
from the bottom of her heart.
For this may mean
that there is
still enough space
for another boy
on top!

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If A Boy Givs A Luv Letter 2 A Girl

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If A Boy Givs A Luv Letter 2 A Girl, Peple Cal Him “Lofer”

But If A Girl Givs A Letter 2 A Boy Dey Cal It “Offer”

Feel D Difference..

Tags: Cal, D Difference, Feel, Flirt sms, Girl, Givs, Letter, Lofer, Luv, OFFER, Peple

Janeman! Tute huye dil se pyaar karogi?

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Boy : Janeman!
Tute huye dil se pyaar karogi
ya dil tutne tak pyaar karogi.

Girl : Haramkhor!
Tuti huye chappal se pitega
ya chappal tutne tak pitega.

Tags: Boy, chappal, dil, Girl, Haramkhor, Janeman, karogi, pitega, pyaar, Tute, tuti, tutne

Do u have any sentimental love cards?

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Girl : Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: Oh sure, how about this card it says ‘TO THE ONLY Boy I EVER LOVED’..
Girl: “Great, give me 10 cards.”

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