1 KHAN Punjab k Chakly gaya aur Bola:

Mujhe RUPA se milna he.
Dalal:
Wo 1 bar Chudwane k 1000 Rs leti he, Boht Mehngi he. Sasti wali Chale gi kia?
KHAN:
Money no Problem. Mujhe RUPA hi Chahiye.KHAN ne 3 Din RUPA ko Khoob Choda aur Roz 1000 Rs de deta.
3rd day RUPA:
Tum bohat maldar ho kahan se aaye ho?
KHAN: Peshawar se.
RUPA:
Oh, Wahan Meri behan SITA rehti he.
KHAN:
Mujhe pata he. Ussi ne ye 3000 Rupay diye the k Tum ko pohncha do..